Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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