DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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