He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
send nudes
from the living room?
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