Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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