i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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