Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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