Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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