im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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