she was so not down for the gang bang
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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