I bet he comes in French.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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