Having a random hookup so left but love u
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Sorry about my life...
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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