hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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