At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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