i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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