We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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