At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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