There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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