Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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