1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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