Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So apparently I’m into choking now
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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