i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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