Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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