Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
