have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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