It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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