It's like God shit irony all over that family
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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