I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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