Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
