i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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