Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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