ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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