where does the pee come out of this thing
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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