Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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