Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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