Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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