Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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