I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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