Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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