sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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