I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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