she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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