she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
