Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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