So drunk its hurt
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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