Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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