Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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