Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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