He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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