Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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