You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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