Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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