we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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