would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she told me i tasted like america
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
