Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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